More des-mother! (Más desmadre!) Bad English II

Yes ET's....

Good english demonstreichon (Lesson Guan) by Raphael

( NOTE: there is no fart if you don't understand a single word, it's because the high level managed by this guy)

You got the value or it values to you? (Tienes el valor o te vale?)

Let's play drop to white (Vamos a jugar tiro al blanco)

Let's play to the given (Juguemos a los dados)

Let's go to Aches! (Vamos a Dolores!)

A soul from the over there (Un alma del más allá)

Not the book (No la libro)

There Dies! (Ahí muere!)

Let's go to suck! (Vamos a chupar!)

Hold on the little meats... (Aguantate las carnitas)

A little meat asFairy... (Una carnita asada)

I pass through the night in candle... (Pasé la noche en vela)

Let's go for some cemetary turttles... (Vamos por unas tortugas panteoneras) Asimilable sólo por Salmantinos, Irapuatenses, conexos y anexos.

Don't pull out my tongue (No me saques la lengua)

I Know it to the foot of the letter (Lo sé al pie de la letra)

Innocent popcorn (Inocente palomita)

The meat is weak (La carne es débil)

Here, following the porkchop (Aquí, persiguiendo la chuleta)

You're in the lazy rope (Estás en la cuerda floja)

You're in the little table (Estás en la tablita)

That guy is throwing you the dogs (Ese wey te está echando los perros)

Let's burn the female ducks to the devil! (Vamos a quemarle las patas al diablo!)

It's only monke's little shit (Es pura caquita de chango)

Now the cumb is out! (Ya salió el peine!)

We eat some between months (Comimos algunos entremeses)

Eeeeewwwww! Yiaaaacs...